Possible New Slogans for Michigan
- The one that looks like a mitten, you moron.
- Where used cars from Arizona
Floridabring top dollar.- No hurricanes here.
- The Orange Barrel State.
- Stop and see the Giant Man-eating Clam on the trip north.
- So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference.
- We know the rules to euchre. I still don’t know how to play. I’ve tried but honestly I just don’t care.
- Got fudge?
- Two Mystery Spots. No waiting.
- Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains.
- Soda? We say pop here, buddy.
The Midwestern “M” state without a wrestler for governor.- No riots since ‘67.
- More than just boarded-up auto plants. (soon, very soon) Yeah, the west side of the state is screwed.
- Casino fever - catch it.
- Home of Kalkaska dirt, our state soil.
- Sandy beaches without severe undertow.
- Happiness is a warm pasty. (mostly a yooper thing)
- Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets. (it exists) It’s a cute island but once you’ve seen it once there really isn’t another reason to go.
- Water enough for any drought.
- Visit Hell, Paradise, and Climax.
- Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres.
- Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York.
- Just a serial killer away from enacting capital punishment.
- Gerald Ford slept here. For eternity in GR.
- It’s called snow. Get used to it.
- Where the names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with “e”.
- Deer processing available here.
- Not as flat as Indiana.
- Once a swamp unfit for habitation. (love this one)
- Try eating corn flakes without us.
- Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes.
- Big on flannel.
- It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity.
- Smoked fish sold here.
- Good people with camping trailers.
- We moved American history to Dearborn.
Uncle Ted rules.- No toll roads and proud of it.
- Who you calling a hick?
- Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny.
- Nearly went to war with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff. (it’s true. we will)
- Land of snow mobiles
machinesand bass boats. (no one calls them snow machines here, that I know of)- #@?@* mosquitoes.
- We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style.
- Where lousy teams get new stadiums.
- Consider Amway.
- Speed limit back up to 70, so move it.
- The Red Wings State.
- Three out of four seasons very pleasant.
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I’ve crossed out the ones that I didn’t like, or were not relevant, and commented in parantheses.
They’ve forgotten:
51: Where you can point to your hometown on your hand.
I’ve added some notes in bold.
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